Thwip! Watch – Riverdale – S01E07 – “In A Lonely Place”

Thwip! Watch is all about what goes on our screens, namely TV. Whether CW or Fox or NBC or what-have-you, you can be sure that we here at Thwip! have been watching it. Today we are going to talk about Riverdale.

Alright, so here we go, you know how I do my Riverdale review, stream-of-consciousness style!

  1. Wow, this 1950s flashback is frightening
  2. Cool shout-outs though
  3. Oh dang, that stabbing was way more literal than expected
  4. Jughead needs more burgers in his life
  5. TELL HIM JUGGIE!
  6. Oh shit, he did…kind of was not expecting that, was expecting more lies
  7. I still love the fact that they are going hard on Jellybean’s name
  8. You know, Jughead not wanting to live with Archie is true to comics, Jughead was always the independent soul
  9. I DO NOT LIKE THIS SMITHERS!
  10. You kind of deserved that Hermione (Lodge)
  11. Why would Polly be even considered as the murderer?
  12. Also, Veronica is right, they really should move
  13. BETTY READ THE SIGNS!
  14. I keep forgetting that Kevin exists
  15. Who is that weird girl in the background? IS THAT MIDGE? (kind of have been missing her)
  16. Ah Archie trying to save the day, classic!
  17. Nice little haughtiness from Veronica
  18. No they aren’t…why must you lie Sheriff Keller?
  19. Cheryl is still a bitch
  20. Dang, #sharpenyourpitchforks!
  21. Jug’s house is a mess, go back to the staircase Juggie!
  22. Dude, always take the job…money is important!
  23. Also there is an actress named Madchen…that literally means “girl”…way to go parents
  24. Wow, they got a lot of volunteers to hunt for Polly
  25. Still loving the music choices, good on you Blake Neely
  26. They are really establishing Archie and Veronica (not as a couple, just the characters) really well, just close enough to the classic characterizations
  27. REGGIE IS IN THE DATING PICTURE! WOHOO!
  28. THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT DOGS? THIS ISN’T A FOX HUNT CHERYL!
  29. I might just need to keep the Caps Locks on for this episode
  30. I really don’t know which mom I am rooting for Alice Cooper or Momma Blossom…Veronica’s mom seems the least reprehensible
  31. Good move Alice, best way to protect the daughter, drop her in the clacky
  32. But dang Momma Cooper, do you still seem manipulatively evil
  33. Circling way too much Jughead, be more direct!
  34. Hey, is no one seriously going to get me a burger while I watch? Fine, will get my own, I will bill you for it.
  35. This time she kissed him!
  36. These people need to turn on the lights more
  37. Also, Polly is a friggin ninja-mistress if she can disappear so easily while pregnant…significantly pregnant
  38. This is a scary ass attic…but what attics aren’t?
  39. Goddamnit daddy Cooper, fix your shit (though good luck for Polly)
  40. It’s true, Betty has no idea what the mom will do, she just might eat the baby
  41. Is Dudley Do-Right Fred Andrews or the Sheriff?
  42. Also, Jughead’s dad is kind of scary
  43. I kind of like that Alice Cooper is not hiding her scum-baggery
  44. Dang how good is Cheryl’s hearing?
  45. You are a terrible liar Betty, do you learn nothing from your mom?
  46. Jughead and Archie together again!
  47. Really? The Shaggin’ Wagon? So brilliant and cheesy
  48. Baxter High? No Central High?
  49. Dude, Jughead’s dad is way too intense…he seems like a murderer straight-up
  50. Pops still hasn’t said anything…it’s been seven episodes
  51. Good swerve Hermione
  52. I hope we meet Hiram Lodge one day
  53. She already closed the door Hermione
  54. I have never seen a club that looked so empty…yet so full of people
  55. Such a meathead Reggie
  56. Oooh, interesting reason for anger Ronnie, I like it, kind of deeper than I expected
  57. Stay sober FP!
  58. Decent revelation of FP’s backstory…wonder how much it is true
  59. RUN AWAY BETTY! YOU ARE DEALING WITH DEVILS!
  60. How wasted did FP get? Seriously
  61. I have seen that waiter before, random tv shows of course, but I think I have
  62. How small is Jughead’s house?
  63. I realize I have no idea what Jughead’s mom’s name is
  64. Yes! Tell us your side of the story Fred!
  65. Loyalty to the Jug!
  66. There still needs more burgers on this show
  67. These parents are way too open for my taste
  68. Nice mother-daughter moment for the Lodges
  69. Well shit, Weatherbee is getting involved, is the jig up?
  70. I don’t think we should call your dad Jughead
  71. JUGHEAD WAS A JUVIE????
  72. FOR ARSON?
  73. I am pretty sure that what Weatherbee did was illegal…but what do I know?
  74. YOU ARE UNDERAGE JUGHEAD! YOU SHOULDN’T BE INTERROGATED WITHOUT COUNSEL
  75. Andrews to the rescue!
  76. Dude, FP take it easy
  77. Cole Sprouse is doing a great job, he ain’t my regular Jughead, but he is a good one
  78. Do it Juggie! Stay with Archie! Rebirth the Duo!
  79. Her name is JB…FP
  80. Already went from one month to two
  81. So is he going with him or not?
  82. ARE WE MEETING HIRAM???
  83. You know, they could live in a cheaper place and have more money to play with
  84. I cannot believe you are trusting the Blossoms…
  85. Shit, that is a stabbing look Cheryl was giving
  86. Yeah, but how much did the twins love…each other?
  87. This has gone really fucking insane, but not in an obvious way
  88. The dads are still not the most dysfunctional of the parents
  89. Shit, the episode is ending already?????????????? BUT WHY????
  90. Well shit, literally last second revelation is seconding me chills…
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